heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

(via frenchtugboat)

“But your best friend is still your best friend. Even from half a world away. Distance can’t sever that connection. Best friends are the kind of people who can survive anything. And when best friends see each other again, after being separated by half a world and more miles than you think you can bear, you pick up right where you left off. After all, that’s what best friends do.”
—(via elauxe)

(Source: lostwiththewolves, via timburtonstolemytorment)

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

(via nickiminajettrois)

gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

(via cataradical)

GOATY i feel better now

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

haha my friends having his penis deducted at a catholic hospital and like before the surgery all the nurses prayed over his dick for a “fast recovery” haha

update
apparently one of them was holding his dick and the doctor was all like “let us pray” and the person just continued to hold it

image

(via frenchtugboat)

i feel better now

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: dispora, via danglyparts)

Dashcon raised 17k in an hour and I only need 2 grand to adopt my sister.

dynastylnoire:

specialagentfuckingasshole:

Please, if you have the means, help my family adopt my sister.

A donate button and information are on the side of the blog.

I can’t promise and extra hour in the ball pit, but my sister can draw your URL and we can promo you!

boooooooooooooooost

(via cataradical)

graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

(via petcanadian)


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